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    Wonderful joke

    Post by Chibest on 31st October 2017, 6:47 am

    U soo much

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    The Microsoft recruitment

    Post by KINGSONIA super on 28th October 2017, 7:56 pm

    Bill Gates organized an enormous
    session to recruit a new
    chairman for Microsoft Europe.
    Five thousand candidates
    assembled in a large room. One
    candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian
    Bill Gates thanked all the
    candidates for coming and asked
    those who do not know Java
    program to leave. Two
    thousands candidates left the
    room. Ayodele says to himself, I
    do not know Java but I have
    nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it
    a try.
    Bill Gates asked the candidates
    who never had experience of
    managing more than 100 people
    to leave. Two thousand left the
    room. Ayedele says to himself I
    never managed anybody but
    myself but I have nothing to lose
    if I stay. What can happen to me?
    So he stays, then Bill Gates asked
    the candidates who do not have
    management diploma to leave.
    Five hundred people left the
    room. Ayodele says to himself, i
    left school at 15 but what have I
    to lose? So he stays in
    the room.
    Lastly, Bill asked the candidates
    who do not speak Serb-Croatian
    to leave. 498 candidates left the
    room. Ayodele says to himself, I
    do not speak Serb-Croatian but
    what do I have to lose? So he
    stays and finds himself with one
    other candidate. Everyone else
    has gone. Bill Gates joined them
    and said, apparently you are the
    only two candidates who speak
    Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear
    you have a conversation together
    in that language.
    Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other
    candidate and says “Wahala dey
    o!”. The other candidate
    answered “Oga na wa o!”
    Bill Gates turn to them and says
    “You are both hired”.

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